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With Skarekrauradio's fight to distroy the insectoids in full on force, pesky legal matters pop up now and then, so the Kuu
sect needed representation, so if yer gunna sue, contact our manager......
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Hello, I'm Bryan Dematteis of Pork Sword Productions. I proudly represent the Tempora Kuu Sect - Skarekrauradio and I'll
tell you why. Like many of you I'm a religious man, but unlike you I feel the body and mind are fleshy containment units
for the soul. I feel each cell in our bodies should be exposed to all things. Some of these things are wholesome like childhood
outdoor games and the bliss of showering alone. Yet I think it would be a shame if one does not visit the dark underworld
our planet has for us. Prositution, drugs use, and crime are very underrated because of the negative thrills that encompass
these endevours. Like those once great inhabitants of Mt. Zoovious, did in fact indulge in these "sinnful" acts
as a right of passage of ending their old selfs of impending insectoidhood to an enlightened state of being. When I go to
a skarekrauradio warning orb, I feel those otherwise frowned upon endevors celebrated and it makes me feel good that I don't
have to feel bad. I never want this passion for the slimy "wrongful" ways to end so I took it upon myself to defend
it. The insectoids have lots of money, but I have something they don't have - real medical grade casts, bandages, and drug
prescriptions. Nothing works better for a bleeding heart jury than my endless access to medical supplies. I can legally
make the whole Tempora Sect seem insane and that they all need drugs to function in society. If they don't have access to
them, they may do bad things, so it's not their fault. I also represent the Kuu Sect because I know how much work they do
to prepare for their warning orbs.
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You See, when I represent somebody, I need to feel close to that person, and it's no different for skarekrauradio. I see
them working real hard all the time with thier battle with the insectoids. They make musickal weapons of mass insectoid distruction
with overpriced crap from radio shack and junk yards. They make caractures out of common cardboard boxes to display and protest
the insectoid contol. They fight the tempations of television and mp3's in which the insectoids have total control. They
also employ (with beer) great craftsmen like Mr. Curious to help build a better warning orb
I too, hope to help skarekrauradio build a better warning orb by protecting their interests and guarding them from insectoid
lawers. You will see me at all warning orbs documenting them with my video camera and passing honest to good facts about
the the Kuu sect members. Feel free to talk to me, bring me into your life, don't be a shy one ya know, I will show you
my world. May Kuu be with you.
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Mr Bryan Dematteis is not affiliated with the National BAR Association.
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